John William Moyer groped Minnie Mouse. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-groping-minnie-mouse-081109,0,5727056.story
His son said it ain’t so and Mickey ain’t talking. But according to the Orlando Sentinel, the 60-year old Pennsylvania man couldn’t pull his paws off Minnie’s petunias.
He was sentenced to 180 days probation, 50 hours community service, $1,000 in court costs and to submit to a mental evaluation, if necessary (ya’ think?).
Worst of all: Banned from Disney for life.